• 13th May
    2013
  • 13

A song about my most-used words on Tumblr.  :3

  • 10th February
    2013
  • 10
  • 4th February
    2013
  • 04
  • 1st February
    2013
  • 01
  • 27th January
    2013
  • 27
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    2013
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  • 26th May
    2012
  • 26

Luis: scar
Luis: when theyre like
Luis: kovu
Luis: is not scar’s son.
Luis: it’s because
Luis: then it would be incest
Luis: for simba’s daughter to like him
Luis: but also
Luis: it’s cause you know.
Luis: scar…
Luis: was a bit
Luis: fabulous
Luis: not
Luis: really
Luis: you know
Luis: he had
Luis: all these lionesses
Luis: who hung around him
Luis: and yet
Luis: he didnt have any cubs…
Luis: he was
Luis: “an eternal bachelor”
Luis: you knoww
Luis: he was
Luis: you knowww
Luis: TOTALLY GAY.

  • 22nd May
    2012
  • 22

cool chick baby

Me: “John drank and made love with another woman”
May Pang, I think

Luis: john had drunk.
then john had happy with woman
he said
so
may i pang you or what?
thats what he said
i have it on good authority.

Me: HAHAHA
That’s how you refer to it? “having happy”?

Luis: and may pang was like “oh john are you have drunk?”
“but srsly yes”

  • 20th May
    2012
  • 20
  • 17th May
    2012
  • 17

i’ll never have that recipe again!

Me: Donna Summer died.
Intern!Tara: She was a singer, right?  Wasn’t she one of The Supremes?
Me: …No.  She was a disco-y singer, with sparkly clothes.  She sang “someone left the cake out in the rain”…
Intern!Tara: WHAT?  Someone left the cake out in the rain?!
Me: Yes.  It’s a metaphor.
Intern!Tara: What’s it a metaphor for?
Me: …Things getting ruined.  Regret.
Intern!Tara: That’s weird.
Me: :(  (except it was the actual face because we were talking in person)

Me: (looking at statue) Farragut was a Civil War soldier, apparently.
Luis: Or he was a famous Civil War reenactor who was so good, they made him a statue.

Me: I have this song in my head now (sings) “This bed is on fire with passionate love!”
Luis: Who sings that?
Me: James.
Luis: JAMES?!
Me: I think that’s what they’re called.
Luis: The band’s called James??

Band: We’re (unintelligible)
Me: Wikipedia?!  The band’s called Wikipedia??  That’s awesome!
Later.
Band: We’re (unintelligible)
Luis: We’re The Peanuts?  What?
Even more later.
Band: We’re (telligible)
Luis: OH!  Lethal Peanut!
Me: Haha!  It was peanuts!  …Wait, Legal or Lethal?

Me: I really like Vienna.
Luis: Is that about sausages?
Me: No, it’s about a girl.
Luis: (slightly disappointed) Oh.


  • 16th May
    2012
  • 16

HMMMmmm…

ME: Battleship looks bad.  But the board game is fun.
LUIS: It’s all right.
ME: Yeah, it’s hit or miss.

LUIS: “Where is the Dark Crystal?”  “Oklahoma City.”
ME: But who knows where this world is?  It might be far.
LUIS: It’s a suburb of Oklahoma City.

LUIS: What.  She has wings?  What can boy Gelflings do?
ME: Uh… You get purple highlights in your hair?
LUIS: …
ME: And you get to wear an awesome tan outfit.

ME: Fizzgig!
LUIS: It sounds like you’re saying “fruit cake”.

LUIS: What?  So she and the dog die because he can’t catch the shard?

LUIS: So that movie teaches you that you can’t trust anyone.

  • 16th May
    2012
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  • 12th May
    2012
  • 12

They’re asking me to come in a suit and tie

waitwhatsa:

i dont have to clean
talking mice
and singing sparrows
said they’ll do it for me

and one is
the stoic hero
that will save
the world

he sounded like
axl rose a little
kind of weird
to think about

his freaky lip
spoiling things
lifted from hindu tradition

i like the look of the
golden eagles
the old ones are stil there

didnt someone really important
sit where lincoln sat?
i only have a vague sense

*snaps*