“Promises you don’t intend to keep.”
Cogsworth, this is why you are single.
“Promises you don’t intend to keep.”
Cogsworth, this is why you are single.
Ahahahaha
…It’s actually “every”… and “with”.
Ahem. Doesn’t matter. Still funny because face.
(Source: trollingchannel, via playoffbearded)
“How can you read this? There’s no pictures!”

“Here’s where she meets Prince Charming!”

I want it more than I can tell
And, for once, it might be grand
To have someone understand
I want so much more than they’ve got planned
(via disneyyandmore)
Life is so unnerving for a servant who’s not serving. He’s not whole without a soul to wait upon. Ahh, those good old days when we were useful… Suddenly, those good old days are gone. Ten years, we’ve been rusting! Needing so much more than dusting! Needing exercise, a chance to use our skill! Most days, we just lay around the castle… Flabby, fat and lazy, you walked in and UPSY-DAISY!Lumiere, “Be Our Guest”, Beauty and the Beast
My mom asked me to shake the rugs out and sweep and I started singing this.
Because one lady in this is shaking a rug. And I remembered it.