- ME: I'm going to watch Gabby Douglas do the parallel bars, and then I'm going to go... away.
- DAD: Don't be so dramatic. You don't have to make it sound like you're leaving the country.
- ME: I am. I'm defecting.
- DAD: You're defecting to Mother Russia?
- ME: Yes. So soon I will go... away.
- DAD: Dasvidaniya.
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