a few days ago
Me: (looking in the pantry) Neil Patrick Harris keeps falling out.
Mom: What.
Me: The guy on the cookie box.  He looks like Neil Patrick Harris, kinda.  So I call it that.
Mom: You’re weird.

last night
Mom: (looking in the pantry) AGH, stand up, Neil Patrick Harris!
Dad: …What.
Mom: The guy on the cookie box.
Dad: ….