- JARROD: How did your parents die?
- LILY: Heart attacks.
- JARROD: Why? Were they too fat?
- LILY: Oh, no. My dad died when he was seventy-two and my mum died because... she really missed him.
- JARROD: Yeah, well. My mum got kicked in the head by a cow. Can't go near cows now, cos of that.
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