I’m not very handsome or clever or lucid
I’ve always been stupid at spelling and numbers
I’ve never been much playing football or baseball or stickball or checkers or marbles or ping pong
I’m usually awful at parties and dances
I stand like a stick or I cough or I laugh or I don’t bring a present or I spill the ice cream or I get so depressed that I stand and I scream

OH HOW
COULD THERE POSSIBLY BE
ONE SMALL PERSON AS
THOROUGHLY
TOTALLY
UTTERLY
BLAH
AS ME?