March 2012
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this is how i handle my sads. i reminisce.
These are all old pages from my Monkees website. I’m so glad they still exist.
Captions (I was so mean! XD )
Davy’s bio
Mike’s bio
Peter’s bio
Micky’s bio
My Peter Tork Experience
He looks like he wants to steal me
My Stelp! fanfic (oh my goooodddd!): intro | part one | part two | part three | part four | part five
A story I wrote, based on Oliver Twist...
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"when the world and i were young... just...
I STILL CAN’T BELIEVE HE’S GONE.
;___; It feels like some bad movie or something, and I’m going to wake up and everything will be normal again. I keep listening to him singing or watching him in clips and just thinking, ‘No. No, there’s been some mistake. He’s fine’.
February 2012
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This is my favorite Davy Jones song, I think. ...
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last night's dream
Me: (watching Hank Green play with dogs) I like dogs, but I've always been more of a cat person.
Hank Green: I like cats, too. But dogs are my favorite.
Me: I'm a chinchilla person, really.
John Green: Oh yeah? What do you feed those?
Me: Pellets.
Hank: Oh, pellets make sense.
Me: Hay.
John: Yeah, that's normal.
Me: Chestnuts roasting on an open fire.
(John and Hank look at each other)
John and Hank: Everybody knows a turkey and some missile toe...
*Then I woke up*
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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Tea Time: Write your tumblr name with your eyes... →
posthymorously
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I did not expect to be that close. I almost feel… disappointed in myself for being an okay typist.
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“The old man had a nervous tic and kept shaking his head all the time, as if...”
– Christopher Isherwood, The Berlin Stories
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video game books.
We all can dream of blazing glories But all I dream of now is you and your blue eyes It’s strange to think how we can feel we don’t live our own lives And I wasn’t sure about my own but now, I’m feeling fine Your video game books, they might get me funny looks But Staff Sergeant Max Mayhem gets me hot And I’m starting to see not just what you want from me But what you...
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my dog just came back from the hospital
He’s all sleepy and drugged up. It’s precious.
He has a microchip now. ROBODOG.
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My city’s still breathing, but barely,...
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Reasons why I don't like starting conversations...
I feel annoying.
I feel like you might not want to talk.
I feel unwanted when you don’t reply.
It normally turns awkward and fades out.
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“I just don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone say ‘man, Jigglypuff...”
– my Twin!Tara about me, because I really DID say “I never got into Pokemon, though Jigglypuff is awesome” XD
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“Don’t make people into heroes, John. Heroes don’t exist. And, if...”
– Sherlock
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This song is so sad and I love it so much. I wish...
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Am I alone in thinking that Benedict Cumberbatch...
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“Who needs a band when you rock a microphone? Who needs a band when you’re...”
– Tim Minchin, “Ready For This?”
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“Since it’s a soap opera, I think Hope should just kill her.”
– Me, about Hope and Stephie on The Bold & The Beautiful
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what a good boy.
My favorite, favorite, FAVORITE love song (and song in general!) is, alas, not embeddable but I am going to link you to it on YouTube. So there. “What A Good Boy” by Barenaked Ladies
That’s about as Valentiney as I get.
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Romeo & Juliet.
A lovestruck Romeo sang the streets a serenade Laying everybody low with a love song that he made Finds a streetlight, steps out of the shade And says something like, “You and me, babe… How about it?”
Juliet says, “Hey, it’s Romeo! He nearly gave me a heart-attack!” He’s underneath the window She’s singing, “Hey-la, my boyfriend’s...
