I discovered last night that I can fit a pen in the hole in my shoe now. The Mythical Shoe cannot come to me soon enough! I’m getting the blue & green ones. They’re ~extra mythical~. And cos the dying shoes are green. You can’t replace green with black! I don’t recall ever being this excited about shoes…
I love the movie Greenberg. I love Ben Stiller. Alfkg;ss My sister is watching it with her boyfriend and I’m mostly watching it. XD
Today, everyone was waiting around for the Nazi propaganda tour, and the volunteers were all saying “Today, it’s Felix.” “Where’s Felix?” “Felix usually goes over.” “Felix likes to take his time.” I was imagining an older gentleman because, let’s face it, most Holocaust Museum volunteers are older. Well, about fifteen minutes...
I only ever threw a chair at John once, I think.– Terry Jones about John Cleese (via fuckyeahthepythons)