Seriously need to stop typing “The Great Batsgy”.
I LURVE SARA HHHHH
I LURVE YOU TOO, ANONY MOUSE!!! ♥ ♥ ♥
I love Sara h's choice of color scheme!
I got a compliment!! I’m glad you like it. Green and purple is my color otp, if there is such a thing. :)
Trey Parker’s just always going to be in my...
How do people get random questions/messages on here? I’m asking for a friend.
she didn't see the first one
My sister just felt the need to text me, “Saw Star Trek. Yawned and yawned.” I wanted to text back, “Well, some movies are just not for you and, frankly, I don’t care about your opinion.” But all I said was “Sigh.” I think it got the same point across.
describe yourself in 3 television characters.
badtripsandrocketships: brynnefinite: Britta Perry (Community), Ice King (Adventure Time), Ben Wyatt (Parks and Rec) Ann Perkins (Parks and Rec), Willow Rosenburg (Buffy the Vampire Slayer), and Blossom (Powerpuff Girls) Troy Barnes (Community), Vince Noir (The Mighty Boosh) and probably Butters (South Park) At least I know myself? v_v
I cannot type in the morning/ever.
“Canadace… Candance… Canakdd Okay, you’re getting worse.”
A song about my most-used words on Tumblr. :3
dutdutgoose: I just had the most amazing g+ hangout with the most amazing people from notgdca and it made me really happy. I loved the calmversation gang :D And with that, I say goodnight. Smooch. And suddenly my Sunday was awesome. <3
I'm not handling the possible cancellation of...
So… I just said, out loud, “I guess I just shouldn’t ever like shows anymore.”
Reblog this post if you think Community should be...
sociallyawkwardwhovian: we brought it back once; we can do it again
I swear y’all are trying to kill me, reblogging pizza pictures…
So, last night, one of my dear friends that I have had since I was ten was chatting with me on Facebook and she’s filled with all these memories of me and things we did together, and she has all this affection for me after all this time, still, and it was just… really nice to discover. I spend a lot of time feeling forgettable or like I don’t make much of an impression. But...
I wish text worked out loud, because then this: SISTER: Have you seen Arrested Development yet? ME: Maeby. would make sense!
Etiquette Lesson - David Sedaris
iliketopretend asked: All the multiples of 7?
What A Good Boy
We’ve got these chains Hangin’ round our necks People wanna strangle us with ‘em Before we take our first breath Afraid of change Afraid of staying the same When temptation calls We just look away
50 questions, 50 ways to get to know me.
1: What would you name your future daughter?
2: Do you miss anyone?
3: What if I told you that you were pretty?
4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?
5: What are you looking forward to in the next week?
6: Did you go out or stay in last night?
7: How late did you stay up last night?
8: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?
9: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?
10: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?
11: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?
12: Have you pretended to like someone?
13: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
14: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
15: Is it hard for you to get over someone?
16: Think back five months ago, were you single?
17: Have you ever cried from being so mad?
18: Hold hands with anyone this week?
19: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?
20: Who did you last see in person?
21: What is the last thing you said out lot?
22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night?
23: Have you ever been to Paris?
24: Are you good at hiding your feelings?
25: Do you use chap stick?
26: Who did you last share a bed with?
27: Are you listening to music right now?
28: What is something you currently want right now?
29: Were your last three kisses from the same person?
30: How is your heart lately?
31: Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?
32: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?
33: What do people call you?
34: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t?
35: Are there any stressful situations in your life?
36: What are you listening to right now?
37: What is wrong with you right now?
38: Love really is a beautiful thing huh?
39: Do you make wishes at 11:11?
40: What is on your wrists right now?
41: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused/waiting for the unexpected?
42: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing?
43: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
44: Have you hugged someone within the last week?
45: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?
46: What were you doing at midnight last night?
47: Do you miss the way things were six months ago?
48: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?
49: Have you ever been to New York?
50: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
MAGENTA: How sentimental.
RIFF-RAFF: And also presumptuous of you. You see, when I said 'we' were to return to Transylvania, I referred only to Magenta and myself. I'm sorry, however, if you found my words misleading. But, you see, you are to remain here... In spirit, anyway.
nonnegative: You were out there somewhere and not looking for me!?
A Blackhawks game was playing on the WGN radio. The team scored, and again, and...– Life Itself, by Roger Ebert
DAD: The Monkees are coming to the Warner in July! Do you and Luis want to go?
ME: What day of the week is it?
DAD: It's a Sunday night.
ME: ...But work the next day.
DAD: What are you, an old person?
ME: We're responsible workers! (pushes up glasses)
ME: Tim Minchin's Matilda musical is up for Tonys this year!
MOM: Aww, that's Tim Minchin?
ME: Yep! He wrote the music and the lyrics!
MOM: Wow, that musical is supposed to be great.
DAD: Matilda's the story about the little pig, right?
MOM: No, dufus!
ME: It's the story about the little girl who can control people with her mind. Little pig... That's just silly.
Dr. Pepper Ten is really not that goo— wow, this is my third can today.
let's make it out, baby
There’s a destination a little up the road from the habitations and the towns we know. That Beck lyric is pretty much always in my brain.