• 18th July
    2014
  • 18
  • 17th July
    2014
  • 17

spooky tumblr hell dream

I had a dream that three guys in suits came to my apartment with signs and charts and tripods, telling me that I had violated Tumblr’s terms of use because I posted “Shpadoinkle” from Cannibal! The Musical.  They were like, “You owe T. Parker and M. Stone an undisclosed amount of money because you posted their song.”  I was like, “Why is it undisclosed?” and they were like, “…That’s classified.”  I was like, “You do realize that almost the entirety of Cannibal! The Musical can be found on YouTube, right?”  And they were like, “But that wasn’t you.”  I was like, “No.  But that’s worse.  It’s video.”  And they were like, “We just wanted to show you our graphs.”

Then I woke up.

  • 11th July
    2014
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  • 10th July
    2014
  • 10
  • 9th July
    2014
  • 09
  • 2nd July
    2014
  • 02

noobtheloser:

When Dolly Parton needs to say something, she writes a song. So anyway, that’s why this isn’t really funny. I’m just thinking in comic form. ENJOY.

  • 27th June
    2014
  • 27

I’m often afraid to go to social events alone, because I think I’m boring.

  • 20th June
    2014
  • 20
  • 9th June
    2014
  • 09

i love reading to him

  • Me: (reading Paper Towns aloud) "...cacophony..." (I pronounced it "ca-ca-phone-y")
  • Luis: "ca-CA-phony".
  • Me: Ca-CA-phony, whatever! (keeps reading) "...respites..." (I pronounced it "re-spites".
  • Luis: "Re-spits."
  • Me: Oh my god, shut up!
  • --
  • Me: (reading) "Wendy's hamburger sitting on my lap..."
  • Luis: At first, I thought you said "Wendy Samburger."
  • (we both crack up)
  • 9th June
    2014
  • 09
  • 5th June
    2014
  • 05
Here’s something odd: there is a cat hovering in the men’s bathroom at the radio station here. He seems perfectly happy and healthy, but he’s floating about four feet off the ground, next to the sink. Doesn’t seem to be able to move from his current hover spot. If you pet him, he purrs, and he’ll rub on your body like a normal cat if you get close enough. Fortunately, because he’s right by the sink, it was pretty easy to leave him some water and food where he could get it, and it’s nice to have a station pet. Wish it wasn’t trapped in a hovering prison in the men’s bathroom, but listen: no pet is perfect. It becomes perfect when you learn to accept it for what it is.

Welcome to Night Vale

Episode 2 - Glow Cloud

(via nightvalequotes)

  • 5th June
    2014
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  • 30th May
    2014
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  • 30th May
    2014
  • 30

I took a Disney quiz and one of the questions asked which princess had the least lines.

The answer was Aurora.

And I was like, “Duuuhhhh, she was asleep!”

  • 29th May
    2014
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